December 23, 2012

• I just remembered….

  When I was in our son’s classroom this week, I touched an Elf on the Freakin’ Shelf!!! I was rummaging in cabinets looking for something to spread frosting with, and he was wedged in the handles of one cabinet. I may have mumbled some grumpy bah humbug thing as I moved him out of the way. I don’t think anyone heard me. At least I hope they didn’t. When I put him back, I wasn’t very gentle. When it was my turn to read “T’was the Night Before Christmas,” to the kids on the carpet – the Elf Shelf book was resting on the ledge next to me. I glared at it as if it had no business being there. I have some elf related anger issues, for sure. Plus, that thing’s face is so freakin’ creepy! If that was waiting on my shelf every morning, I’d be freaked.

  Elf rant over.

  • 8:47 am
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